1.Horny In The Morning
Woke up with a morning woody
Could not keep my hands off my goodies
Alone in bed another day
I guess that's the price you pay
Cause late is when the bars get hopping
By them i'm tired out and dropping
Want a guy on the horizon
When the sun comes up, that's when i'm rising
Horny in the morning
I'm crashed out in the evening fading
Wake up in the morning raging
I'm horny in the morning
And my nerves are nearly gone
Woke up with a morning woody
But no one's here to share the goodies
Morning dick is so enticing
I'll eat the pastry but not the icing
Want go to work refreshed
Instead of stifled and repressed
Want someone to do me right
To do me in the morning light
My libido´s like king kong
But i've been solo for so long
2.Vanilla
I'll do you sexual favors
But i'm not into those sexual flavors
Sometimes i wish i was braver
I'm vanilla
I know about ropes and whips
Handcuffs and nipple clips
That's something i'm gonna skip
I'm vanilla
If i really get into you
Maybe i'll sing a different tune
But i´m timid, i'm telling you
I'm vanilla
People should do in bed
Whatever pops into their heads
But talk to me before planning ahead
It's gotta be mutual
So you're into discipline
It turns you on the more i sting
You're liberal, but fantasize right-wing
I'm vanilla
You'd like some skinhead boy
To be your bootlickin' bedroom toy
That's fine if it brings you joy
I'm vanilla
I'm happy to fantasize
Do whatever might arise
But even though i like surprises
I'm vanilla
You know i'll never be
As kinky as you want me to be
If that's not enough variety
Tie someone else to your bedpost
3.I Really Wanted You
I heard you're getting married
It seemed inevitable to me
Cause i was with you the night you met her
She had you hooked instantly
At the very first i thought it wouldn't last too long
Pretty soon i realized my estimate was wrong
Well i guess it's kinda late now
To say what you already knew
I really wanted you
I know it´s jealous reaction
But after all that time we spent
She just picked you up and carried you off
I couldn´t follow where you went
I'm well aware that certain things just cannot be
But don´t deny that there were other possibilities
On the hottest night of the summer
On a sticky, steamy street
I was glowing like the sunset
I knew how happy we could really be
Your suntanned body stretched out on the carpet
In front of me
I know as long as live i'll never lose that memory
Well i guess i shouldn't say no more
You can do what you want to do
I just had to say, i really wanted you
4.Dick Of Death
When i met him he was nice enough
For a shot man trying to act real tough in a bar
That kind of attitude won't get you very far
His shirt was open and i saw his chest
A salt-and-pepper, soft and furry mess
You know how that turns me on
Then he took my hand
And ran it over the outline in his pants
He had the dick of death
And so i closed my eyes
And tried to fantasize about this dick of death
We grabbed a cab and went away to my place where we
Dropped our clothes so fast you'd think we were racing
I couldn't wait to see it for myself
There it was, staring ut at me
Long and perfect, boy, was i ever lucky
He kissed me and we fell down on the bed
Then he took my hand
And let me guide him into my promised land
He had the dick of death
I looked into his eyes
And let him sodomize me with his dick of death
I'd never seen one
Quite this big before
When he's soft he's nearly
Hung down to the floor
I don't know if i love him
But i love is dick of death
5.Expiration Date
Hope springs eternal
But boys spring infernal
Had high hopes
It lasted just a couple of gropes
Scraps and crumbs
Are all that's been on my plate
My box of condoms
Is past its expiration date
Macho men and catty queens
And precious little inbetween
Cute guy i got to meet
Another drug tragedy
I'm a reliable guy
In a city of flakes
My box of condoms
Is past its expiratios date
Trying to find my own niche
Accomplishing nearly zilch
Do i give in and condom？
Suck up to the norm？
I can't relate
This box of condoms
Is past its expiration date
6.The Summer You Let Your Hair Grow Out
The summer you let your hair grow out
Hope hung heavy in the air
The summer you let your hair grow out
I thought you and me could get somewhere
Working in that big department store
Wishing we could spend our days outside
Taking our breaks at the same time
It felt like more than friendship was on the line
Talking for hours upon end
Iwas someone you could relate to
Daily you were dripping king size clues
You had me going, i was going hard for you
Flirting till i could not resist
I made the move i'd so long wanted to
But finally, you were just a tease
You led me on but wouldn't fallow through
The summer you let your hair grow out
Hope hung heavy in the air
The summer you let your hair grow out
Ithought you and me would get somewhere
7.Wish I'd Taken Pictures
Didn't think he'd splip so soon
Thought time was on our side
But cynical turned bitchy
Clever turned to snide
Iwon't miss his sullen poses
Iwon't miss his dour veneer
But i wish i'd taken pictures
Cause his beautiful face ain't here
Met up with a new guy
With alabaster skin
Turned out to be an alabastard
Broke it off with him
His features were so striking
Long lashes, dark brown curls
But i wish i'd taken pictures
Cause he's long gone from my world
Met a lovely goth boy
Way into 4ad
Precious, frail and sensitive
Took himself too seriously
Always lighting candles
Made his bed an altar
But i wish i´d taken pictures
Because our thing quickly faltered
Finally bought a camera
After years of delay
Thought memory would be enough
But i found out too late
So let's be realistic
The odds are this won't last
Now i'm taking pictures
So i'll never forget your beautiful ass
8.Pillow Talk
I want to steal your pillow
Want to hear your pillow talk
I wouldn't be so jealous
If i knew what was going on
No secrets, no games
That was the rule we made
In love for now
But it ain't no marriage vow
With others we could play
But together we would stay
Sounds like a recipe
So why you getting all sneaky on me？
Who was that surfer dude
I saw you with that afternoon？
Skin tight body suit
Like a ripe yummy fruit
Just friends？ maybe more？
I think i know the score
He's straight？ no way!
Hangin' around the gay beach all day？!
I've seen that boy around
Bike messenger, works downtown
Helmet on, zoomin' by
Long and lean, he makes me sigh
His legs, what a pair
Why be selfish, why not share？
He's hot, it's true
Think what the three of us could do
9.This Is Your Life
10.Don't Be So Sure
11.Kevin
12.The Ache
13.Pee Shy
14.Sidewalk Sale
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